George sempre manjou do tal do ritmo !

dailyseinfeld:

KRAMER: (quietly) Jerry.
KRAMER: (quietly) Hey Jerry.
KRAMER: (prodding Jerry) C’mon buddy.
Jerry snaps awake, sitting up and recoiling from the figure on his bed.
JERRY: (startled) Kramer!
KRAMER: You awake?
JERRY: (confused) Wha..? What time is it?
KRAMER: W…It’s four.
JERRY: (aghast) Four in the morning?!
KRAMER: Yeah.
JERRY: Well, what’s wrong with you?
KRAMER: I’m bored. I got all this free time on my hands, I dunno what to do. You wanna do something?
JERRY: No. Would you just get out?
KRAMER: You wanna rent a movie?
JERRY: No!
KRAMER: Well, what am I gonna do?

(via The Friars Club)

Muitos se sentiram assim quando descobriram que o Triceratops não existia.

dailyseinfeld:

Jerry: And you broke up with her ‘cuz she beat you at chess? That’s pretty sick.
George: I don’t see how I could perform sexually in a situation after something like that. I was completely emasculated. Anyway, it’s not the only reason.
Jerry: Yeah, what else?
George: All right. You wanna know what one of her favorite expressions is? Happy, Pappy?
Jerry: Happy, Pappy? What does that mean?
George: Like if she wants to know if I’m pleased with something, she’ll say, “Happy, Pappy?”
Jerry: Oh, you’re “Pappy”.
George: I’m “Pappy”.
Jerry: Oh, I get it.

(via The Engagement)